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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Neutralised

Special Containment Procedures: Keep Researcher Brewer away from it, oh nevermind he's dead. It's kept in a shared storage room, and checked monthly for any sign of remanifestation of anomalous properties.

Description: SCP-XXXX was a standard UK road speed limit sign, that frequently changed between displaying a limit of 50 and 60 miles per hour. SCP-XXXX was impervious to damage. SCP-XXXX had a markedly high Hume level.

SCP-XXXX was created accidentally by Researcher Brewer over the course of his experiments with demonology.

Researcher Brewer went coo coo crazy, tried to destroy the object at every opportunity, was sent offsite, walked back on foot only to try and tear the sign apart with his bare hands. This did not work.

Eventually, he offed himself, and the anomaly subsided. His body was found to have a remarkably low Hume level.

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