Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a human male of Caucasian decent who is subject to two anomalous effects, number effect Alpha and effect Beta. Effect Alpha is that SCP-XXXX is in a constant state of combustion. This effect appears to be entirely visual, and does not affect SCP-XXXX or bystanders in any way. Effect Beta is a minor antimemetic effect which conceals the fact that SCP-XXXX is constantly on fire.

Addendum XXXX/A: Interview with antimemetics specialist

Interviewee: SCP-XXXX

Interviewer: Dr. Morse, Antimemetics Task Force "Q"12

Foreword: This interview was conducted by ATF "Q" as part of their standard sweep of local Foundation facilities to examine humanoid entities for uncatalogued antimemetic effects. SCP-XXXX was in custody as a person of interest related to multiple anomalous objects undeserving of SCP classification, and was being investigated for links to the group of interest "Are We Cool Yet?"

SCP-XXXX: I'm classed as safe? Have you not seen the fire?

Dr. Morse: Object classification is not based on the danger to personnel in direct contact, rather it's designated as the difficulty of containment, or as the danger posed to global secrecy. Frankly, thanks to your second effect, you could not be more safe.

SCP-XXXX: But did you see the fire?

Dr. Morse: No, I did not see the fire.

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