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"Bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies and our bodies to your service, in Christ name we pray, amen." Scratch sighed, continuing with; "Why do you keep making me say grace?" Without missing a beat and with perfect dryness, Marie responded; "I find immense comedic value in the irony of forcing a fallen angel to say grace." This was a lie, and everyone at the table knew it. The actual reason was that Marie had caught Scratch taking a piss on her rose bushes whilst pissed himself, though that was actually also a lie, as it had in reality been his partner (in-crime and otherwise) Joe who had been responsible. Unfortunately for Scratch, Joe had been more nimble in his drunkenness and had managed to run, while Scratch had collapsed into the thorny bushes. That is why Scratch was glaring across the table at Joe, who was staring at his mashed potatoes.

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