Proasek does(n't currently do) stuff
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A broken mast on a drifting ship sways from side to side,
and the open hull of the ship gives way to the salty sea.
No more is the tide at the mercy of the now broken keel,
rather instead the belly of the beast is opened entirely to it.

A lone figure stands atop that shattered vessel,
their hair glimmering pale blue against the dark brown of the deck.
She raises a hand to her face, and removed the green visor,
which sits atop her dark brown eyes.

"Woe is this place,"
She says, heart breaking.
"Woe is this place and the loss of those who created it."

She turns now,
and in her mind constructs the scene that befell this ship.
A raging beast, so noble and impudent,
basks in the destruction it has wrought.

But of course that isn't the case,
no writhing Kraken or Charybdis formed this trauma.
It was the work of modern canon fire,
of man,
of herself.

She sits atop the bowing deck,
legs crossed in prayer to herself.
For now she begins to write anew,
an epic tale for souls abandoned.

What, you expected quality?

Boy howdy, are you in the wrong neighborhood.


The story of Proasek trying to write horror. It goes as well as expected.

The story of Proasek trying to hide from the fuzz.

The story of Proasek attempting to make sense of MTF names

The story of that time Proasek came up with a kicking MTF name, then worked backwards on a story

The story of Proasek turning a meme into a decent Skip, and following the process

The story of Proasek trying to make something for the End of Death canon without prior research

The story of how Proasek got annoyed by the lack of a minor GoI's page, and so decided to make one.

The story of Proasek making an epic poem for the purpose of why the fuck not.

The story that must never be told.

The story that could be told. Maybe.

The story of Proasek realising that they could make a r̶e̶l̶i̶g̶i̶o̶n̶ canon outta this.

The story of how Proasek decided to rework an old failed format into a new, good one (while nicking some ideas from Smoooth)

The story of Proasek trying to recreate the magic of their first skip (to limited success)

The story of a GoI format for a group that doesn't exist, and may never exist, but damn it I had the idea at half four while making a pie.

And then it happens again.

This is a surprise tool that will help us later

The surprise tool helps us

The story of Proasek finally getting around to making a proper hub for the Ambrose Restaurant.

The story of Proasek's first forey into format screwery.

The story where Proasek realises how they can put those GoI formats to use

Proasek makes a canon out of a 001 proposal, or tries at least.

The story that took a long time to tell, and might just be babby's first Thaumiel.

Proasek makes a pun after seeing another article, and works backwards from there.

The story that makes you think. I can't guarantee WHAT it makes you think, but there we are.

Proasek tries their hand at making a meme.

Proasek becomes the official voice of the Foundation's operating system.

Proasek was added to the Team Bird side chat, and now has to justify their inclusion

Proasek shitposts a skip on Reddit.

Proasek's list of weird places, that may be handy to have nearby.

Proasek returns from London with an Idea for a 001 proposal. Finally.

North generates a canon idea, and I put off my own one to help it along.

Proasek had an idea while sat on the toilet, hold on to your tits!

International contest work #1

International contest work #2

Proasek's first Jamcon entry.

Proasek's second Jamcon entry.

Proasek's third Jamcon entry.

I want to make a cosplay of this character, but it makes more sense if it's a skip rather than a character from a freeform RP. Just roll with it.

Proasek has made a very calculated error.


This was a mistake.

Proasek accidentally created a canon. Result.

Surprise, fuckerinos. (No, this doesn't have shit all to do with SCP.)

Help, I'm... bees?!

Choose what kind of story this is

The story that always has been

A story that makes me crave a hamburger.

Proasek writes from experience, for once

I had this idea for a while but didn't know how to make it work. This is one attempt.

And now for something, completely different.

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