The Divine Hosts
Supreme Over-god Tubbioca
Lord of All Plushies, Possessor of the Almighty Adorables, Consumer of Munchies. He likes Cheez-its, or, when he's feeling rebellious, spicy Cheetos.
Chubboica
Divine Secretary and BFF to the Lord of Plushies, Tubboica. The depths of the best-friendship and employer/employee relationship of The Tubbs and The Chubbs transcends the bounds of linear time and mortal reality.
Darth Hammind
Darth Hammind was once among the fairest of Tubby's host, but he called Tubby stupid and fat. Now he enviously watches everyone else have fun from inside the neighbor's hedge.
Aubie
The Divine Tiger, God of the Hunt, Chief Warrior and Defender of the Heavenly Hosts, Protecter of Animals, Terrifier of Poachers. It is said that he roars at dead poachers so they piss their pants and embarrass themselves. When he rests on his throne, Steve Irwin stands at his right paw, and Bob Ross paints at his left.
Monkey
The Divine Primate, Goddess of Looking Fresh as Fuck, Lady of the Comb, Mighty Thrower of Shit. She helps Aubie defend the borders of heaven by screaming and throwing her shit at Darth Hammind when he tries to sneak in. She also watches over those who follow the path to becoming truly fly.
Floppy
God of Wisdom and Stellar Narration. David Attenborough, Morgan Freeman, it is from the divine vocal cords of this frog that these men’s voices flow. Some even say that Floppy has lent Morgan Freeman his own buttery smooth croak.