Loaf 12
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Item#: XXXX
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Special Containment Procedures: Foundation interdimensional reality crawlers are to scan known universes for possible events pertaining to the creation of SCP-XXXX. Universes experiencing SCP-XXXX creation events are to be monitored for their eventual collapse. Possible events pertaining to SCP-XXXX's creation within affected universes are to be documented. Upon an affected universe's collapse, adjacent universes are to be monitored for significant changes to their baseline reality.

Universes adjacent to SCPF-B5R802 are to be continually monitored for sudden dimensional or temporal shifts. In the event of confirmed SCP-XXXX creation events in a nearby universe, it is to be treated as a possible ZK-Class Reality Failure Scenario and all available Foundation resources are to be used to place considerable distance between the affected universe and SCPF-B5R802. Attempts to more permanently contain SCP-XXXX within a shell universe populated by artificial life forms are currently ongoing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a hypothetical mascot owned and produced by the McDonald's fast food franchise. According to temporal calculations, the chance of SCP-XXXX existing within a universe is near impossible. The universal occurrences responsible for SCP-XXXX's creation occurring require the violation of numerous universal constants, the formation of impossible structures, and environmental processes only achievable in extradimensional spaces. This often results in the complete destruction of the universe, with the means of destruction varying from the shifting of interval mathematical constants to the complete cessation of atomic bonding.

When a universe undergoing events that may lead to the creation of SCP-XXXX is destroyed, an adjacent universe will begin to experience events required for the SCP-XXXX creation process.1 Adjacent universes that don't mean criteria essential to SCP-XXXX's creation such as the existence of the McDonald's franchise will experience intense temporal shifts similar to a CK-Class Restructuring Scenario, often resulting in the universe's destruction. The closest that any known dimension has come to creating SCP-XXXX is Universe T8YHL, which collapsed upon the introduction of Nth dimensional planetoid to its central planetary system. Currently, there is no known way of stopping SCP-XXXX's self propagation effect. It is unknown why this process exists, or why its result is the creation of a fast food franchise's mascot.

Addendum XXXX.1: Included below are several notable requirements for the existence of SCP-XXXX. A full list of currently known requirements can be found in Document XXXX-I through VXII.

  • The existance of nine planets within the Sol System, the third of which having the ability to support carbon based life.
  • The formation of the McDonald's fast food franchise in San Bernardino, California, U.S.A.
  • The suicide of Adolf Hitler, preventing the discovery of artificial non-Euclidean constructions by several decades.
  • The death of Richard McDonald in 1998 following his possession by a Phlegethontal-class demonic entity.
  • The creation of a department specializing in the investigation of anomalous meat products within the FDA.
  • The evolutionary development of biological 4th dimensional travel in multicellular organisms, which is required to stop the assassination of Thobias Flint, who would later develop the Nth dimensional dairy substitute.
  • The complete evacuation of Japan following a localized NK-Class "Grey Goo" Scenario, converting the entire landmass into solidified dairy product.
  • The creation of a reliable renewable energy through successful manifulation of the Planck constant.
  • The abandonment of the FDA by the United States government following its acquisition by the McDonald's franchise.
  • The establishment of a prominent religion worshipping the fictional character Ronald McDonald as a deity.
  • The destruction of Neptune by the Global Occult Coalition following the discovery of a massive extradimensional bovine developing within the planetoid.
  • The dissolution of the European Union, triggering to the collapse of several third world governments.
  • The late Maurice McDonald is reanimated through mass suicides across the United States in the name of the McDonald's franchise.
  • A foreign interplanetary object impacting the Earth, resulting in the destruction of the Australian continent.
  • The extinction of roughly 87% of all organic life within the Sol System.
  • The displacement of all liquid receptacles to an unknown dimension.

Addendum XXXX.2: On 09/17/23, Foundation inter dimensional Hume destabilization detectors discovered a sudden spike in Hume readings within Dimension G18IM. During initial dimensional readings, it was found that G18IM matched almost all known requirements for the creation of SCP-XXXX. Dimensional readings indicate that almost all solar bodies surrounding the Sol System have vanished, with remaining bodies becoming similar in size to red dwarfs. All discovered planetoids have been covered in a purple substance, while siesmic readings indicating that the interior of the body has been reduced to a liquid. From these planetoids emerge purple tendrils that are attached to Earth, which is approximately 307% larger than originally estimated and covered in a similar purple substance. Requests to further explore G18IM have been denied due to the lasting temporal instability caused by SCP-XXXX. As of its discovery, SCP-XXXX has remained within the reality and is to be monitored for further activity.

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