Footnote-J

Item¹ #²: SCP-Footnote-J³

Object⁴ Class⁵: Footastic⁶

Special⁷ Containment⁸ Procedures⁹: SCP-Footnote-J¹⁰ is¹¹ to¹² be¹³ kept¹⁴ within¹⁵ eight¹⁶ brackets¹⁷ and¹⁸ one¹⁹ left²⁰ dase²¹ with²² two²³ of²⁴ the²⁵ letter²⁶ e²⁷. Two²⁸ of²⁹ the³⁰ letter³¹ f³². Two³³ of³⁴ the³⁵ letter³⁶ n³⁷. Six³⁸ of³⁹ the⁴⁰ letter⁴¹ o⁴². And⁴³ four⁴⁴ of⁴⁵ the⁴⁶ letter⁴⁷ t⁴⁸ spaced⁴⁹ out⁵⁰ between⁵¹ the⁵² brackets⁵³ and⁵⁴ single⁵⁵ left⁵⁶ dash⁵⁷. Apart⁵⁸ from⁵⁹ how⁶⁰ SCP-Footnote-J⁶¹ is⁶² to⁶³ be⁶⁴ kept⁶⁵, it⁶⁶ can⁶⁷ be⁶⁸ used⁶⁹ and⁷⁰ abused⁷¹ by⁷² most⁷³ individuals⁷⁴ as⁷⁵ long⁷⁶ as⁷⁷ they⁷⁸ knew⁷⁹ "The⁸⁰ P-a-s-s-c-o-d-e⁸¹".

Description⁸²: SCP-Footnote-J⁸³ is⁸⁴ a⁸⁵ group⁸⁶ of⁸⁷ characters⁸⁸ found⁸⁹ on⁹⁰ QWERTY⁹¹ keyboard⁹² that⁹³ when⁹⁴ constructed⁹⁵ together⁹⁶ with⁹⁷ one⁹⁸ another⁹⁹, forms¹⁰⁰ the¹⁰¹ most¹⁰² popular¹⁰³ and¹⁰⁴ useful¹⁰⁵ piece¹⁰⁶ of¹⁰⁷ coding¹⁰⁸ to¹⁰⁹ ever¹¹⁰ be¹¹¹ seen¹¹²! Researcher¹¹³ from¹¹⁴ around¹¹⁵ the¹¹⁶ area¹¹⁷ as¹¹⁸ well¹¹⁹ as¹²⁰ on¹²¹ computers¹²² often¹²³ use¹²⁴ SCP-Footnote-J¹²⁵. SCP-Footnote-J¹²⁶ is¹²⁷ handy¹²⁸ dandy¹²⁹ in¹³⁰ informing¹³¹ people¹³² without¹³³ adding¹³⁴ much¹³⁵ extra¹³⁶ space¹³⁷. They¹³⁸ are¹³⁹ not¹⁴⁰ a¹⁴¹ lazy¹⁴² bum¹⁴³ that¹⁴⁴ doesn't¹⁴⁵ add¹⁴⁶ their¹⁴⁷ weight¹⁴⁸. They¹⁴⁹ remain¹⁵⁰ active¹⁵¹ and¹⁵² strong¹⁵³ floating¹⁵⁴ up¹⁵⁵ above¹⁵⁶ the¹⁵⁷ rest¹⁵⁸ of¹⁵⁹ the¹⁶⁰ characters¹⁶¹ holding¹⁶² their¹⁶³ weight¹⁶⁴ and¹⁶⁵ plus¹⁶⁶ some¹⁶⁷ with¹⁶⁸ extra¹⁶⁹ text¹⁷⁰ and¹⁷¹ knowledge¹⁷².

Addendum¹⁷³: John¹⁷⁴ told¹⁷⁵ me¹⁷⁶ SCP-Footnote-J¹⁷⁷ isn’t¹⁷⁸ an¹⁷⁹ anomaly¹⁸⁰. I¹⁸¹ asked¹⁸² why¹⁸³ it¹⁸⁴ isn’t¹⁸⁵, he¹⁸⁶ said¹⁸⁷ we¹⁸⁸ might¹⁸⁹ be¹⁹⁰ able¹⁹¹ to¹⁹² make¹⁹³ it¹⁹⁴ a¹⁹⁵ -EX¹⁹⁶ once¹⁹⁷ he¹⁹⁸ finishes¹⁹⁹ his²⁰⁰ programing²⁰¹ class²⁰². But²⁰³ he²⁰⁴ has²⁰⁵ a²⁰⁶ rock²⁰⁷ that²⁰⁸ make²⁰⁹ it²¹⁰ so²¹¹ he²¹² never²¹³ finishes²¹⁴ anything²¹⁵. It’s²¹⁶ gonna²¹⁷ avoid²¹⁸ being²¹⁹ a²²⁰ -EX²²¹.

Footnotes

1. This really isn’t an item. I think you are calling me by the wrong name.

2. That’s a number sign, you have been calling me SCP-Footnote-J I don’t see a number in any of that.

3. Are you really gonna type that out every time you refer to me?

4. I can already tell this is gonna end very poorly.

5. You better use a proper Object Class, too many times I have been used to describe an Object Class that doesn’t exist.

6. I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! You made up your own damn object class. God you know how many files get deleted with their own object class?

7. Which whoever wrote this blasted article is!

8. I really can’t be contained, you’re wasting your time with this.

9. I got the feeling this will be absolutely absurd and unnecessary.

10. You’re never gonna stop calling me that are you? Why can’t I be a number? Or are numbers no longer “cool” for an article?

11. Is anyone even listening to what I have to say?

12. Could I just go off listing random information and no one would ever know?

13. Ugh I’m getting tired already…nobody need me this much in their articles.

14. Kept is a boring word, try something else.

15. Did you know there is a program called thesaurus.com that can help you out a lot! Or is it a website?

16. Oh I just checked. It’s a website not a program.

17. Wait I haven’t been paying attention to your writing, what are you talking about brackets?

18. You know how often brackets get used? A ton!

19. Only one? I’m counting like 221 of them.

20. Greetings reader who has gotten this far. If you’re on a mobile or cellular device I apologies, but the person who wrote this insisted I be used as many times as possible.

21. A left dash is a lot of things, but I assume you mean this “/” if so why not just use that instead of typing it out.

22. Can I take a break? I’m dying over here…..we’re not even halfway done are we?

23. Can I just point out this was your stupid idea yet?

24. Out of all the things you can use me for, out all the things I can do, with the power that I hold! You use me for a pointless article that will add nothing, and I mean NOTHING to the world.

25. What is wrong with you author? Can you even hear me! You will never contain me! Someone else will use me and I’ll be free!

26. Ah…well I don’t really care, it doesn’t even matter.

27. The letter e is an asshole, I tried to have a conversation with them once and all they did was curve over it.

28. This is a filler space. You should skip on to the next footnote as nothing of interest is going to happen here. All you will find is pointless information that ultimately means nothing. This is all entirely pointless. This will repeat itself in line another five lines of useless text that is taking up space in SCP-Footnote-J. Others will probably hate me for being useless but If I am going to be used as a joke I will embrace it and become one. This is a filler space. You should skip on to the next footnote as nothing of interest is going to happen here. All you will find is pointless information that ultimately means nothing. This is all entirely pointless. This will repeat itself in line another five lines of useless text that is taking up space in SCP-Footnote-J. Others will probably hate me for being useless but If I am going to be used as a joke I will embrace it and become one. See I told you it would repeat itself.

29. I think this counts as shit posting.

30. Oh dear…they have turned the footnote into a shit post.

31. Okay let’s try and add something of relevance to this.

32. F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all….wait no that’s been done before.

33. F is for fire! That burns down. Wait has that been done before too?

34. Oh dear I’ve resorted to plagiarism for a footnote, oh how my grandfather would be so disappointed in me.

35. Did you that I lost a game for saying the word “the” it wasn’t a fun game.

36. The game is called “We didn’t playtest this”

37. N is for no survivors when you're- Yeah okay I’ll stop.

38. “The number 6 is a symbol of completeness”. Said sometime somewhere.

39. People say that 7 is a lucky number, but I’ve been told it is a ghost number.

40. We should talk about Eight now, Six hates them. Nine thinks their evil.

41. If you don’t know what I’m talking about it’s not in your clearance to know.

42. oh oh oh o'reilly auto parts

43. Was that far too off topic?

44. equivalent to the product of two and two; one more than three, or six less than ten; 4.

45. Oh! Should I spend all my time defining what each word means?

46. denoting one or more people or things already mentioned or assumed to be common knowledge.

47. a character representing one or more of the sounds used in speech; any of the symbols of an alphabet.

48. Okay I’m already bored of this. Use google yourself if you want to learn what a word means.

49. the final frontier these are the voyages of the starship “Noteworthy” its mission, to explore strange and creative text.

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