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Item #: SCP-YEE

Object Class: Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: All Foundation personnel are to be given unrestricted access to SCP-YEE at all times.

Should any Foundation personnel begin "plugging" documents filed under their name, or start requesting "upvotes" on files authored by them, they are to be given immediate exposure to SCP-YEE, to allow for quick neutralisation of suspected authorship ego caused by PPRO.

Access to SCP-YEE can be found at the end of this document.

Description: SCP-YEE is a large, red button which, when pressed, will cause instant neutralisation of any bloated ego symptoms relating to their writing ability, otherwise known as Positive Peer Review Obsession (PPRO).

Following Incident YEE-ZY, in which Dr. ████████ was caught forging peer review summaries regarding his own papers, in order to falsely legitimize his flawed experimental procedures, an investigation was conducted into the extent of peer review forgery across the Foundation.

Results revealed that over 71% of personnel had formed an anomalous obsession with obtaining as many illegitimate positive peer reviews as possible. Attempts to crack down on the results of this phenomenon failed, as personnel began finding more intricate ways to forge positive reviews for their works.

In response, Project Novote was put into action with the intent to directly remove the PPRO aspect itself from the personnel. SCP-YEE was the final product of Project Novote and has so far shown to have a 99.9% success rate at curing the symptoms of PPRO.

SCP-YEE Access Panel

If you are suffering from the effects of Positive Peer Review Obsession (PPRO), don't panic! Simply press the button below. You will experience a slight tingling sensation for roughly 3 seconds, and then your PPRO will be gone. Try it now!

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