Item #: SCP-5338-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5338-J is contained in the bees room of Provisional Site-5338. Site-5338 has been fitted with multiple reminders that SCP-5338-J is bees. If any personnel is found to be considering that SCP-5338-J is not bees, they are to be reassigned to other projects pending a psychological reevaluation. Due to the nature of SCP-5338-J, a minimum of thirty people must be assigned to work from Site-5338, either on the SCP-5338-J project itself or in other roles that can be performed remotely. All personnel must be made aware that SCP-5338-J is bees.
If at any point in this document you suspect that SCP-5338-J is not bees, don't.
Description: SCP-5338-J is bees. If there is an instance that is not bees, then it is not SCP-5338-J, and is instead some other form of anomaly that is not bees. Should SCP-5338-J be considered to be not bees, then SCP-5338-J will be considered a different anomaly, or not an anomaly at all. This has widely been regarded as a problem, and should be avoided.
SCP-5338-J was initially made to be bees by Researcher ████ who is now also bees, but is also not SCP-5338-J. This bees that was Researcher ████ is called bees. Given the Foundation's commitment to normalcy preservation, SCP-5338-J will remain bees for the foreseeable future.
Addendum 5338-J/A: Nomenclative testing protocol, 27/04/20██
Some of bees was taken from SCP-5338-J and made to be not bees through an infohazardous anomaly. The resulting mass was successfully recontained after approximately twelve hours. The anomaly was located taking refuge under a table in the testing room. After recontainment, the anomaly was found to not be bees. Further experimentation with making SCP-5338-J not be bees is considered unnecessarily hazardous, and will not be considered in future.
But what if it was not always bees?